a couple went on holidays for 3weeks. they carefully locked their house, and had a neighbour check on the place while they were gone. when they returned, the wife was distressed to learn that because there had been a power failure, she had lost all of her fine jewelry. she had hidden the jewelry in what she thought was a very safe place. she was not robbed. her jewelry was lost by accident. why?
21st November 2011
I miss this )’: I used to be so madly in love with Chase♥ & then Jamie got pregnant and the series went to hell >.<
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I miss this )’: I used to be so madly in love with Chase♥ & then Jamie got pregnant and the series went to hell >.<
before and after good lord
& chill at the student lounge…
- 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? closed omg.. paranormal activity...
- 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? yes.... :)
- 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? in
- 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? noo, but a door :)
- 5: Do you like to use post-it notes? yeah lmao i used to stick them all over my locker
- 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? sometimes
- 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? neither.
- 8: Do you have freckles? mhmm :)
- 9: Do you always smile for pictures? not always with my teeth... but yeah usually
- 10: What is your biggest pet peeve? your/you're, their/there/they're & were/we're GET IT RIGHT!
- 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? no
- 12: Have you ever peed in the woods? lmfao!
- 13: What about pooped in the woods? no
- 14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? all day erday (:
- 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? nooo
- 16: How many people have you slept with this week? lost count imma big schlat. hah jk. 0.
- 17: What size is your bed? a twin i think (....?)
- 18: What is your Song of the week? show me your genitals, my song every week ;)
- 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? totally!
- 20: Do you still watch cartoons? yeah LOL
- 21: Whats your least favorite movie? idk? something shitty hahaahaha!
- 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? the bottom of monty's pile in our locker.. you'd never get it outta there LOL
- 23: What do you drink with dinner? water usually
- 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? ketchup?
- 25: What is your favorite food? ice cream mmmmm :)
- 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? TITANIC :) & mean girls
- 27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? no one :( forever alone.
- 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? YES. I WAS AN ELF IN BROWNIES :)
- 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? naw.
- 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? about a month ago
- 31: Can you change the oil on a car? HELLNAW.
- 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? cant drive.
- 33: Ever ran out of gas? I CANT DRIVE.
- 34: Favorite kind of sandwich? something yummy. :)
- 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? oranges.
- 36: What is your usual bedtime? 12ish, like 1 on weekends
- 37: Are you lazy? very.
- 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? I WAS A RICE KRISPIE BOX 2 YEARS AGO :)
- 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? is that the animal or the other one? im a gemini or an ox...... LOL
- 40: How many languages can you speak? 2, 3 including sign language LOL
- 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? naw :(
- 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? LEGOS BITCH.
- 43: Are you stubborn? sometimes
- 44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman? neither. CONAN FTW.
- 45: Ever watch soap operas? sometimes, not often though.
- 46: Are you afraid of heights? naw
- 47: Do you sing in the car? yes
- 48: Do you sing in the shower? like a beast
- 49: Do you dance in the car? sometimes
- 50: Ever used a gun? naw
- 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? picture day like 2 months ago :)
- 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? NO. I LOVE THEM :)
- 53: Is Christmas stressful? christmas. is amazing ♥
- 54: Ever eat a pierogi? mhmm :) omnomnom
- 55: Favorite type of fruit pie? apple pie
- 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? a princess cowgirl astronaut ;)
- 57: Do you believe in ghosts? yeah
- 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? mhmm
- 59: Take a vitamin daily? naw, used to.
- 60: Wear slippers? sometimes
- 61: Wear a bath robe? nope
- 62: What do you wear to bed? a tshirt and pajama pants/shorts, and a messy ass bun :)
- 63: First concert? like the wiggles or something.. LOL
- 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? TARGET THEY HAVE GOOD YOGURT :)
- 65: Nike or Adidas? idgaf
- 66: Cheetos Or Fritos? both suck dick.
- 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? idc.
- 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? no.
- 69: Ever take dance lessons? yeah, i still do in some way (.....?) lmfao if you knew me you'd get it
- 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? running a whorehouse
- 71: Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue? YES!! I LEGIT CAN IM AMAZING :)
- 72: Ever won a spelling bee? naw
- 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? i dont think so
- 74: Own any record albums? naw
- 75: Own a record player? my grandpa's old one is in my basement
- 76: Regularly burn incense? wtf is that? no?
- 77: Ever been in love? nope.
- 78: Who would you like to see in concert? jan terri.
- 79: What was the last concert you saw? avril lavigne
- 80: Hot tea or cold tea? depends
- 81: Tea or coffee? tea
- 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? sugar FUCK SNICKERDOODLE
- 83: Can you swim well? no i look like i have downsyndrome LOLOLOL
- 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yeah
- 85: Are you patient? kinda
- 86: DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ, bands be sketchy
- 87: Ever won a contest? yeah!! i won a lizzie mcguire book ;) hahahahhaah!!!
- 88: Ever have plastic surgery? no. im au naturale. ;) muthafucka!
- 89: Which are better black or green olives? green....................
- 90: Can you knit or crochet? yeah but im not too great at it
- 91: Best room for a fireplace? living room :)
- 92: Do you want to get married? yes(: ♥
- 93: If married, how long have you been married? im not married :'( forever alone.
- 94: What are your turn ons? cute eyes, amazing personality, taller than me
- 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? naw
- 96: Do you have kids? nope.
- 97: Do you want kids? yeah, someday :)
- 98: Whats your favorite color? blue
- 99: Do you miss anyone right now? my dad, step-mom, and brother ♥
- Do it do iiittt
omg. i want this. now.
(Source: b-are)
(Source: sexpl0re)
- Camera: Canon EOS DIGITAL REBEL XT
- Aperture: f/3.5
- Exposure: 1/160th
- Focal Length: 28mm
(Source: b-ll-o-n-d-e)
9gag:
got me!
kenree: oh man i fell for it LOL
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